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Damn Near Perfect funny birthday card
£2.15
Funny birthday card illustrated with a row of party girls 'If things improve with age ... then we must be damn near perfect by now!' Excellent logic!
- Birthday Cards
- Funny Cards
- Humorous Birthday Cards
- Funny Birthday Cards
- Ageing Process (funny)
- Cards for Her
Message Inside
Happy birthday
Specifications
Envelope: Matt white
Code: PL-ERH022
Unwrapped (no plastic)
Paper from sustainable sources
Made in The UK
Delivery and Returns
Free Royal Mail delivery on all orders of 12+ items, or £50+ spend.
Greetings Cards (Packets) - £2.75
Larger Items (Parcels) - £4.75
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Size Guide
| Cards | Advent Calendars | |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 150cm² or less e.g. 12x10cm |
Advent cards 180-300cm² e.g. 17x12cm |
| Medium | Around 225cm² e.g. 15x15cm |
Around 800cm² e.g. 35x25cm |
| Large | 275cm² or more e.g. 20x15cm |
Around 1000cm² e.g. 30x40cm |
| X-Large | Around 2000cm² e.g. 52x38cm |